Works on my machine - Hoodie

Wear this to physically manifest your disdain for the bug report currently sitting in your queue. When a QA analyst claims your feature causes a critical failure, simply point to your chest. This hoodie serves as a legal defense, asserting that the defect lies not within your syntax, but within the incompetence of the testing team who failed to replicate your bespoke, undocumented local environment. It is the ultimate "Won't Fix."