Mini-CEO - Tee

The phrase "Mini-CEO" is a charming corporate euphemism used to saddle you with total accountability while granting you absolutely zero fiscal or personnel authority.

Wear this 100% cotton tee to signal to Engineering that you believe you are in charge. They will find your optimism adorable right up until the moment they ignore your roadmap in favor of refactoring legacy code for the third consecutive quarter. Available in a size large enough to accommodate your ego, though likely too small to contain your inevitable disappointment.