10X Engineer - Tee

This tee is designed for the engineer who understands that “10x” refers not to value delivered, but to the volume of unverified code generated per hour. By wearing this, you acknowledge that you have replaced thoughtful architecture with a firehose of plausible-looking syntax that you neither wrote nor fully understand.

The rocket ship graphic symbolizes the trajectory of your codebase’s entropy. You are indeed working faster, largely because you have ceased to care about the long-term maintainability of the systems you build. Enjoy the brief sensation of velocity before the inevitable gravitational collapse of your spaghetti code.