Aligning stakeholders...
Free existential dread with every order. Terms and OKRs apply.
Aligning stakeholders...

While the rest of the team enjoys the "vibes" of rapid, AI-assisted feature generation, your role is to step in and explain why those vibes are actually non-performant N+1 queries that will melt the database.
Wear this to signal that you are the human buzzkill standing between a carefree deployment and a catastrophic P0 incident.