Trio - Mug - SWE

A tribute to the engineer who solved a complexity problem by adding more complexity.

You looked at a monolithic codebase and decided it lacked the thrill of distributed failure modes. Now, instead of one stack trace, you have fifty. You believe you are building a scalable system. In reality, you are merely the middleman in a slapstick routine, passing JSON objects between services that despise one another.

Drink from it while you debug a race condition that spans twelve different containers, none of which you own.