Aligning stakeholders...
Free existential dread with every order. Terms and OKRs apply.
Aligning stakeholders...

This mug is designed for the person who does not produce code, nor design interfaces, but specializes in the violent enforcement of deadlines. You believe yourself to be the leader of this outfit, primarily because you are the one inflicting the eye-pokes.
Grasp this handle as tightly as you grasp the delusion that your Jira tickets constitute "work."