Product, not Project - Tee

To the outside world, you are a "Project Manager" because that is a job people actually understand.

To yourself, you are a "Product Manager," a mini-executive of innovation. This shirt allows you to wear your professional insecurity on your chest, aggressively correcting strangers who dare to confuse your nebulous, high-level "strategizing" with the tangible, useful work of actually getting things done. It is the perfect attire for explaining to your parents why you are tired but have produced nothing physical.