Aligning stakeholders...
Free existential dread with every order. Terms and OKRs apply.
Aligning stakeholders...

Business in the front, incineration in the back. It’s a retirement community for features that were "too ambitious for the MVP."
Wear this to assure stakeholders that their request isn't dead, it's just living its best life on a farm upstate where it can run free with the other non-functional requirements.