Mini-CEO - Mug - White

Grasp this handle with the same desperation you apply to your "influence without authority" strategy. This ceramic cylinder displays the title "Mini-CEO," a phrase designed to flatter your vanity while ensuring you bear the full weight of failure for decisions you were never actually empowered to make.

Fill it with the requisite stimulant needed to endure another hour of begging stakeholders to read a requirements document they will inevitably ignore. The mug is dishwasher safe; your reputation following the upcoming feature deprecation is not.