Just Make It Pop - Tee

This standard-fit textile is a tribute to the industry-standard practice of "polishing a turd." The backend is a spaghetti-code disaster and the load times violate the Geneva Convention, but thanks to you, the login button has a delightful hover state.

Wear this to signal that your Masters in Human-Computer Interaction is currently being utilized solely to select the precise shade of neon required to induce a seizure in the user base, just like the PM requested.