Agile in the Streets - Sweatshirt

This oversized garment provides ample room to hide the shame of your compromised methodology. While the 10.3oz fabric is ethically sourced and PETA-Approved Vegan, there is nothing ethical about promising iterative delivery while adhering to immutable deadlines set by executives who do not understand software. Wear this heavy, brushed fleece to your next sprint review as a mute confession that your "agility" is merely a buzzword used to obscure the bureaucratic ossification that actually dictates your release schedule.